Sometimes I think funny thoughts.
lizdexia:

thwipquip:

fujiidom:

offbeatorbit | theatlantic:


The Invisible Borders That Define American Culture

One of the clearest regional differences in the U.S. can found by tracking the words people use to refer to soft drinks, which is in fact the map you saw at the top of this story. Pop or soda, or even Coke, these small linguistic differences are not as small as we might think. While “soda” commands the Northeast and West Coast (green) and “pop” is in between (black), “Coke” reigns in the south (turquoise). These small distinctions can often act as touchstones for larger cultural differences.
Read more. [Image: Samuel Arbesman]


#it’s soda you weirdos


#f’real

I’m sorry but if you don’t say soda you are bizarre.

Anything without booze in it is just “Mixer”.

lizdexia:

thwipquip:

fujiidom:

offbeatorbit | theatlantic:

The Invisible Borders That Define American Culture

One of the clearest regional differences in the U.S. can found by tracking the words people use to refer to soft drinks, which is in fact the map you saw at the top of this story. Pop or soda, or even Coke, these small linguistic differences are not as small as we might think. While “soda” commands the Northeast and West Coast (green) and “pop” is in between (black), “Coke” reigns in the south (turquoise). These small distinctions can often act as touchstones for larger cultural differences.

Read more. [Image: Samuel Arbesman]

#it’s soda you weirdos

#f’real

I’m sorry but if you don’t say soda you are bizarre.


Anything without booze in it is just “Mixer”.

(WARRIORS: Fire and Ice is a chapter book about cat warriors. Leo is obsessed with it.)

“A small black-and-white kit padded into the clearing. His soft paws made no sound on the hard earth.”

“Fireheart skidded to a halt behind Bluestar as they reached the other ThunderClan cats. The group had…


Oh my god we found a copy of one of these Warrior Cat books at a bar one time and James and I nearly pissed ourselves laughing.  I still call him a good kittypet sometimes.

We’re all all right.

misanderysoncooper:

i know you guys all enjoy my cute lil’ self-deprecating posts about being sad and feeling ugly but even tho i try to make them sound humorous to take the edge off i am 100% serious i am very sad and i cry most times when i think about the way i look and nobody likes me outside of the internet and there is nothing i can do about it The End

I want to make an “it gets better” video series for younger ladies because uuuugh I remembered how much that fucking sucked but really, I know that for a lot of people, body issues hang on for their entire life and it sucks and it makes me sad.

But, for a lot of us there’s a point where it’s not exactly saying “fuck it” but more just saying “this is what I am and it’s awesome”, and it feels pretty damn good to just not care so much what other people think.

misanderysoncooper:

earthakitt a réagi à votre billet : dongcity a réagi à votre billet : in other news,…

i fuckin love wonder pets i relate a lot to ming-ming the duckling

malinakerman a réagi à votre billet : dongcity a réagi à votre billet : in other news,…

WONDER PETS IS SCARY AS SHIT

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS 

Most annoying kids’ show ever.  I want to hurt them.  My nephews love the shit out of it though.

Being Irish

It’s all fun and games until your cousins who aren’t that much older than you start dying of liver failure.

entertainmentweekly:

Meet the ladies of Bunheads, a new show from Gilmore Girls creator Amy Sherman-Palladino. The series follows a group of aspiring dancers in a small town; it stars two-time Tony Award-winning actress Sutton Foster as a showgirl who leaves Vegas to work at her mother-in-law’s dance studio. It premieres June 11 on ABC Family.
Sound like something you’d watch, Tumblrers?

Haha Bad News Ballet.  Read them ALL.

entertainmentweekly:

Meet the ladies of Bunheads, a new show from Gilmore Girls creator Amy Sherman-Palladino. The series follows a group of aspiring dancers in a small town; it stars two-time Tony Award-winning actress Sutton Foster as a showgirl who leaves Vegas to work at her mother-in-law’s dance studio. It premieres June 11 on ABC Family.

Sound like something you’d watch, Tumblrers?


Haha Bad News Ballet.  Read them ALL.

My least successful relationships:

megaemereri:

youngmegadethite:

mykicks:

sade:

Guys with the same taste in music as me.

Every time. Consistently the worst dudes to date.

Every time I try to not put so much weight in people with the same music taste as me. Every time I fall for someone who likes Arcade Fire.

ONLY FUK DUDS WHO LIKE DIO SABBATH THE MOST

woah is this *the* Sade? 

Hahaha;alskjdf a;sldfuasodjf;las. My ex was mad into Sade, so I’m hesitatant to date guys who like her taste in music now too.

spiegelman:

Pass.

I Mean, I’m a Hairpin Girl, All the Way

lazybookreviews:

But I still read Jezebel, as one does, and I often really enjoy it, but this shit is out. of. control.

Ha ha ha ha, the guy was “sexhausted” from being raped repeatedly. Ha. Ha.

(Insert .gif of GOB Bluth saying ‘come on!’)

Death by Snu Snu